The Sales Representative told me: "We use a precise writer matching system to assign the best possible writer to your order.
You will have to provide us with detailed instructions, and we will find the appropriate writer for you". I'm at the bottom of my overdraft you see, both financially and in motivation".
“I was so annoyed when I was reading it”, he told me. Eventually, he settled on a mark of no higher than 49 per cent, third class honours. I opened up a new chat, Third Class Honours in hand.
"I recently bought an essay from you and I was told it would be in the highest quality, however I only received 49/100 when I handed it in", I said to the ' Support Representative'.
I was told they could definitely help with my needs.
Yet, before I shelled out any of my hard earned student debt, I needed more information.
I could look it up, but that would require putting in effort and at this point I'm fully in character as a student who is totally fucking done with university, so it's a no from me. As I’ve said previously, I’m merely a humble BA student at a polytechnic university, I have no right to criticise what could be an esteemed piece of literary criticism. “I was expecting a first if you paid for it, how much did it cost you exactly? Mary had guaranteed me that "The paper will be in best quality", so was this piece of trash really worth at least a 2:1? I had one final question – would he have guessed that I had bought the essay had I officially submitted it as my own work? No one would buy an essay worse than what they could’ve written themselves.
So I emailed it off to my tutor to see what he thought. “Maybe a 2:2, probably less than that”, he said, before telling me: “The more you look at it the worse it gets”. If it was stellar work I might have thought it had been bought, but not this.” There was only one thing to do – I went back to Essay Writing Lab to complain.
Mary had guaranteed a quality piece of work, it should've been written by someone with at least an MA degree, so what did they have to say for themselves? Their terms state that you must claim a refund within three days of the completion of your order. So here I am, I, a BA Literature student at a polytechnic university, a man who once spent €23 on Pick’n’Mix in France, had been scammed again.
"I apologise for the inconvenience", they replied, "But kindly be advised that we definitely do not guarantee a good grade on our website as it would be a subjective matter by your professor". It's a disaster film starring Dwayne ' The Rock' Johnson. I’d wasted my money, a lady in an undetermined location had lied to me, and I’d annoyed the man in charge of marking my dissertation.